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Oh! Zelda
Batman qot a boner when Robin split his pants
Schwarzkopf got his rocks off with a picture of General Grant
Give me that prescription, doc, & I'll be feeling fine
With a bottle of fruity fruity wine & a pickle

Oh Zelda, don't nail me with your hairy eyeball stare
I walked 30 miles through a February blizzard in my long john underwear.
All I need is a buck for smokes & a slice of yer chuckleberry pie.
Oh! Zelda You're a mean one my oh my.

Oh Zelda, I guess I gotta be the cosmos's biggest sap.
You look me right square dead in the eye & then you tell me that I'm full of crap.
I ask for a little patience & you nearly gouge out my eye.
Oh! Zelda You're a cruel one my oh my.

Oh Zelda, I know you think that I'm a no-good lumpen slob.
But I’ve gotta melt your cold patrician heart or else I'll have to go & find a job.
Every time I tell you ‘bout how I feel you sic your dogs on me.
Oh Zelda, You're hopeless, fiddle-dee-dee.

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from Journeys Through Obscurity, released December 11, 2020
Music & Lyrics - Vernon Tonges (BMI)
Publisher - RockinK Music International (BMI)

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Rich Krueger Chicago, Illinois

A literary songwriter of the first rank. It’s his quavering, compassionate, observant, imaginative, sometimes overstuffed, always eloquent songwriting that his crack bands are there to put across, as they do, unfailingly.... the kind of miracle that keeps me checking out thousands of albums a year so I can grade a couple hundred for posterity.
- Robert Christgau, Dean of American Rock Critics
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